Alice in InfoLand

Abject apologies! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since the long board was invented… You would not believe how much more of a drama I could make that. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..

I am hopped up on caffeine with discovering time doesn’t stand still, choosing my retirement village, just generally being a terrible burden to anyone unfortunate to cross my path. My day drifts aimlessly from when the light through yonder window breaks until I see the last of my darling’s 10000 text messages. Remember that life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get — and I’ve been visiting the chocolate factory right here in town too often.

I won’t promise anything to you but I will make more of an effort to blog more often. No, really! I will write more to certain yous; but it might not be you in particular who I write to.

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